The Crazy Ones Come Out At Night

The crazy ones come out at night, this is true.

So I was walking down the street last night, minding my own business, whistling one hell of a swell pretty tune and this crazy crackhead fucker comes outta nowhere and scares the living shit outta me, I shit you not.

He was a dirty filthy mess. Just a terrible horrid mess he was. He had a disheveled appearance about him and looked just plain spaced out to me. He had torn and ripped clothing and a fucking filthy face. He was missing many of his teeth, and the ones he still had were rotten yellow. No big surprise there. I felt sick just looking at him.

This was was the conversation that transpired between me and the crazy crackhead fuckface shitstain:

Crazy Crackhead: Hey mister you got any crack?
Me: No sorry I don't fella.
Crazy Crackhead: Ain't that a damn shame.
Me: So I take it yous a crackhead?
Crazy Crackhead: I take it you are correct mister.
Me: Ran outta crack rocks?
Crazy Crackhead: Yesssir I did.
Me: That's a shame, that's a pity. Good luck to ya on your crack hunt!
Crazy Crackhead: It ain't a hunt so much as it is a journey to pure bliss and enlightenment.
Me: You don't say. Well I'll take your word for it.
Crazy Crackhead: They are watching me. All the time they are watching me, I can feel their eyes on me.
Me: Uh who exactly is watching you?
Crazy Crackhead: Them!
Me: Who is them?
Crazy Crackhead: The Hidden Ones. The Ones Who Aren't There.
Me: WHAT?!
Crazy Crackhead: They live in the shadows mister and they follow you when you partake in certain drug activities, such as myself.
Me: What do they want?
Crazy Crackhead: They wanna kill me mister and steal my crack, but I wont fucking give it to them! You gotta help me mister!
Me: Calm down sir, calm down! Where are they now?
Crazy Crackhead: They're fucking everywhere all the goddamn time! There aint no escaping unless I...
Me: Unless you what?
Crazy Crackhead: Unless I give em my crack!
Me: So just give em your crack!
Crazy Crackhead: But don't you see if I give em my crack that will give em plenty of opportunity to steal my soul and that is what they will do, they'll steal my crack and then my fucking soul!
Me: Wow sounds like you got a load of problems fella, sorry I cant help you, but I gotta go now and do normal people things. Take care you crazy crackhead you!
Crazy Crackhead: But I'm gonna die mister, I need some crack to live!
Me: Actually crack will kill ya fella, don't do it is all I can say.
Crazy Crackhead: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (He starts screaming and running around in circles like a psychotic maniac that he is)
Me: Wow okay I'm getting the hell outta here now!

Needless to say, I ran the hell outta there like a bat outta hell and never looked back. So yes the crazies and the fiends and such do come out at night and when they do they tell me their crazy stories of evil hidden beings coming after them. Its rather amusing at times, and downright scary as well.

Well that is all for now I suppose.

An Explanation of Sorts

So I started this blog back in Summer of 2007 cause I wanted to see what having a blog is about. So anyhow I made a few blog postings in Summer and Fall of 2007 but then I quickly lost interest. Dunno why, just couldnt find stuff to write about I guess? Whatever so then in 2008 I was busy with other shit (not really but whatevs) and had completely forgotten about the blog because I was focused on more important shit (like finding a job, trying to win at ping pong tournaments, killing Vietcong in 'Nam, typical same ol-same ol shit you know?) and now in 2009 I remembered about my blog. So I decided to see if this thing still existed and welp I guess it does...so thats good then. I guess I'll try to keep updating this thing from time to time but knowing me that aint gonna happen. I will probably forgot about this thing in a month or 2, lol oh wells.

Really Very True Facts That Arent False

All of the following facts are true which I have found from numerous trustworthy sources (which I will not name of course because it is a secret I will take to the grave with me). Anyhow so here they are:

-Green apples are known to contain tapeworms.

-Hershey's chocolate bars are known to contain a flesh eating virus.

-The only animals known to talk (besides parrots) are chimpanzees.

-Toilet seats CAN give you AIDS!

-Grizzly bears are known to hunt humans! They hunt humans because they enjoy eating human flesh!

-If you throw a lightbulb against a wall, it will cause an explosion larger than a hand grenade's.

-If you vomit while shitting, you'll start to bleed uncontrollably from your eyeballs and nipples at the same time!

-You can make a handgun using parts from a lamp, stapler and telephone.

-Cotton comes from clouds. When it rains, rainwater that comes from the clouds turn into cotton balls when they hit the ground.

-If you clap your hands whilst farting, you will start hiccuping.

-Eating excessive amounts of strawberries dipped in chocolate will result in the person shitting dicknipples.

So there you have it. Believe it or not this facts are real (and are walking on air). Chimpanzees can talk, Bears are bloodthirsty godless killing machines (big surprise there), lightbulbs explode violently like hand grenades, apples have tape worms now and eating chocolate covered strawberries will give you a bad case of shitting dicknipples.

Now if you excuse me I have a turd to polish!

What

This fucking thing is still here? LOL I guess so!

This Is One Cool Car

This right here is one kick ass classic car man. It's one of my favorite cars, because it is such a spectacular looking car. This is a 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air Hardtop and it is one awesome car.

Something For You To Think About

Alright here is some interesting things for you to wonder and ponder about:

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

What the hell is wrong with Hollywood?

Hollywood hasn't had a original idea in fucking years man. Have you seen the movies they have made lately? Nothing original. Its all sequels, prequels and remakes nowadays. My question is, why the fuck would you wanna do a remake of a classic movie anyway? What is the point of that? Has there ever been a remake that was actually better than the original? No, of course not, so what the hell is the point? If it ain't broken, don't fix it, is all I'm saying here folks. Also they keep making sequels to major blockbuster films, which is fine...if you like sequels that is! Instead of showing us something new and original, Hollywood is recycling the same ol' shit over and over again and it is rather irritating.

I miss the classic action, suspense, drama, thriller, horror films from before. Movies like Jurassic Park, Indiana Jones and Back to the Future that captured our imaginations. Movies like Heat, Jaws and Seven that would keep us on the edge of our seats. And epic movies like Dances With Wolves that would make us awe in its sheer majestic wonder as we watched it. Unfortunately, those types of movies don't exist anymore because Hollywood has ran out of original ideas and that is a damn shame.

Rain sucks, it makes you wet

Dammit rain sucks ass, it makes you hella wet. Not only that but you can catch pneumonia and shit man. So yeah it has been raining today here. Pretty damn depressing I tells ya.

Good thing I have an umbrella, unfortunately its in my car which is a Toyota. I can sure use a pizza right now, goddamn pizza is so delicious. Pizza Hut is the best, way better than Dominoes man. Cadillacs are really nice cars.

Maybe I'll eat some watermelon right now, goddamn that shit is mighty good.

Sentinel Out!

Hello and welcome to my awesome blog

So hello blog world, this is my first entry of my first blog ever. I heard so much about this blogging stuff, so I thought I'd give it a try.

Anyhow so my hobbies and interests include: biking, racing, running, hiking, skateboarding etc. I like action, drama, suspense and thriller movies and mystery novels. I like Rock, Punk, Alternative and Indie types of music. So yeah thats about it I guess.

Sentinel Out!